¡¡¡Atención, nuevo Joker Derecha!!! :-)
Este se lo dedico a Burren!
Burren este va por tí, pasaron unos días que no contestaba por aburrimiento y me volvió a escribir, esta mañana tuve un momento de inspiración... que lo disfrutes ¡y que te mejores de la convalecencia rápido!
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> From: elenamail@efmail.ru
> Subject: how are you?
> Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2010 11:47:38 +0300
>
> How are you?
> Did you receive my previous message?
>
> Our situation is very difficult and I pray to hear from you soon.
> Elena.
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Hello ,Elena... yes, I received your last message.
I´ve been very worried these days about you and your family... couldn´t almost sleep.
I also was ill, a Txus Pig bite me in my hand and it got infected, it was so sad he hurted me the hand I use for "manual works" while I´m at my PC... now it´s a little painfull, bit still good when it´s in use... the brown substance that flows off my hand acts like a lubricant!
Elena, I went back to my bank again this morning, this time I talked to the chief. I surely want to make the money transfer and I have the money ready to send! (I collected 600 euros for you), and I am able to pay all the fees of the transfer too, but this little man with horrible suit keeps telling me that, "for security", he needs to see your passport or ID card, "another valid document of identification would work", he said. He told me a ridiculous story of people that try to fool persons taking his money in internet, I said to him: "fool?... you are a fool!", I got very angry and mad at him, I told him "Elena it´s some kind of girlfriend to me so don´t dare to speak bad about her!"... things went worse because I hit him in the face, (my bad luck, I did with my infected hand! )... it was blood and brown -and white- substance all over the place, finally he called security and they made me out of there... one security guard, a Chinese ugly man called Chun-Li, kicked my butt very hard. Now I am seriously thinking about changing my acccount to another bank.
So, I tried Western Union again and, good news!
They told me that any document or proof showing that you live in the address you gave me, would be enough to let make the transaction...
maybe the water or light bill, or your subscrittion to some magazine ("not porn", they told me), even they assured me I can search in "Google maps" for your direction and , if you appear in the photo, and it´s easy to see you there -in case you are watching to the satellite camera-, that would also work.
Well, Elena!
so, I can´t wait to hear back from you, can´t wait to send you the 600 euros, please tell me something ASAP!!!
Meanwhile I will keep on training my hand, still got your pic as a wallpaper...
Hot kisses...
with love,
J.D.
Burren este va por tí, pasaron unos días que no contestaba por aburrimiento y me volvió a escribir, esta mañana tuve un momento de inspiración... que lo disfrutes ¡y que te mejores de la convalecencia rápido!
:*****
> From: elenamail@efmail.ru
> Subject: how are you?
> Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2010 11:47:38 +0300
>
> How are you?
> Did you receive my previous message?
>
> Our situation is very difficult and I pray to hear from you soon.
> Elena.
*****
Hello ,Elena... yes, I received your last message.
I´ve been very worried these days about you and your family... couldn´t almost sleep.
I also was ill, a Txus Pig bite me in my hand and it got infected, it was so sad he hurted me the hand I use for "manual works" while I´m at my PC... now it´s a little painfull, bit still good when it´s in use... the brown substance that flows off my hand acts like a lubricant!
Elena, I went back to my bank again this morning, this time I talked to the chief. I surely want to make the money transfer and I have the money ready to send! (I collected 600 euros for you), and I am able to pay all the fees of the transfer too, but this little man with horrible suit keeps telling me that, "for security", he needs to see your passport or ID card, "another valid document of identification would work", he said. He told me a ridiculous story of people that try to fool persons taking his money in internet, I said to him: "fool?... you are a fool!", I got very angry and mad at him, I told him "Elena it´s some kind of girlfriend to me so don´t dare to speak bad about her!"... things went worse because I hit him in the face, (my bad luck, I did with my infected hand! )... it was blood and brown -and white- substance all over the place, finally he called security and they made me out of there... one security guard, a Chinese ugly man called Chun-Li, kicked my butt very hard. Now I am seriously thinking about changing my acccount to another bank.
So, I tried Western Union again and, good news!
They told me that any document or proof showing that you live in the address you gave me, would be enough to let make the transaction...
maybe the water or light bill, or your subscrittion to some magazine ("not porn", they told me), even they assured me I can search in "Google maps" for your direction and , if you appear in the photo, and it´s easy to see you there -in case you are watching to the satellite camera-, that would also work.
Well, Elena!
so, I can´t wait to hear back from you, can´t wait to send you the 600 euros, please tell me something ASAP!!!
Meanwhile I will keep on training my hand, still got your pic as a wallpaper...
Hot kisses...
with love,
J.D.
Jajajajaaja! Si te responde a esta, ya flipo...
¡Joder, Ángel! No he seguido el hilo por cuestiones de tiempo, pero hoy he sacado unos minutos para echarle un ojo y no veas, este último mensaje es magistral, como lo estás gozando páharo.
Felicitaciones Navideñas de Elena desde Rusia!
Si chicos, esto me ha llegado hoy:
From all my heart I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011!!
I wish that the New Year will bring happiness to your family, good health and all your dreams become reality !
I don't know if my previous message reached you ???
The weather in our region is not very cold at the moment, but forecast say that temperature will be extremally cold in the next two weeks.
I'm very very afraid, especially for my daughter and I don't know how to solve our problem with heating.
The dream of my daughter for the New 2011 Year is to have a warm home, but it seems to be only a dream because we don't have a portable stove up to now.
Your friends from Russia,
Elena, my daughter Angelina and my Mother.
Si chicos, esto me ha llegado hoy:
From all my heart I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011!!
I wish that the New Year will bring happiness to your family, good health and all your dreams become reality !
I don't know if my previous message reached you ???
The weather in our region is not very cold at the moment, but forecast say that temperature will be extremally cold in the next two weeks.
I'm very very afraid, especially for my daughter and I don't know how to solve our problem with heating.
The dream of my daughter for the New 2011 Year is to have a warm home, but it seems to be only a dream because we don't have a portable stove up to now.
Your friends from Russia,
Elena, my daughter Angelina and my Mother.
hermanito dijo:Juas!! Tú dile que si te deja ir allí y que le vas a calentar...ejem ejem!!
¡Hecho!
"Hello, Elena!
How are you?, having a happy Christmas? ...I hope so.
Good news!
I have here ready some money to send, and via Western Union it´s Ok for me.
I´ve sold my entire Txus Pig Guineas farm, and I collected near 3000 euros for selling them. People eats a lot of Txus Pigs here these Christmas Days!
I´m happy finally you will able to buy a good warmer... actually I am thinking about a better warmer for you: my "natural warmer", if you know what I mean
... but it would only work for you (well, if you mother and daughter agree, maybe we could arrange something all together)... Well, how about 869 euros now for you? , it´s enough?, please let me know.
Let me know ASAP all the data I need to send the money via Western Union!
Happy future warmer Christmas!
Yours truly:
Joker Derecha."
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