¡¡¡Atención, nuevo Joker Derecha!!! :-)

mira que si es verdad que necesitan la estufa...que sólo pide 196 euros, no 500 como el otro...
no se no se...esa foto me ha enternecido...con la imagen del apóstol detrás y la hija que, a juzgar por la imágen y por el labio, puede que tenga una enfermedad en el paladar...
no se Ángel, o es verdad o el muy hijoputa se ha buscado una foto para dar pena de verdad:(
 
Pues si alguien se va para alla a ligarse a la abuela que por favor mangue las cortinas para que me forre una bateria de acabado hortera-Sovietik-Kustom.
 
mariodoyle dijo:
mira que si es verdad que necesitan la estufa...que sólo pide 196 euros, no 500 como el otro...
no se no se...esa foto me ha enternecido...con la imagen del apóstol detrás y la hija que, a juzgar por la imágen y por el labio, puede que tenga una enfermedad en el paladar...
no se Ángel, o es verdad o el muy hijoputa se ha buscado una foto para dar pena de verdad:(

Mario, ¡tú si que eres buen chaval! , no como estos desalmados del foro... ;)
 
Si te la pasas cometiendo onanismo que quieres que digamos?, jajajajajajaja
 
mariodoyle dijo:
mira que si es verdad que necesitan la estufa...que sólo pide 196 euros, no 500 como el otro...
no se no se...esa foto me ha enternecido...con la imagen del apóstol detrás y la hija que, a juzgar por la imágen y por el labio, puede que tenga una enfermedad en el paladar...
no se Ángel, o es verdad o el muy hijoputa se ha buscado una foto para dar pena de verdad:(

cambiate la foto del avatar y ponte un oso amoroso, tio!!!!jojojojojojojo!tenemos un voluntario pa ingresar los 196!!

yo estoy con surko, dile que rajen la barriga del oso con la espada laser, dentro huele mal, pero pasaran la noche caliente y las mantendra vivas!
 
Hammer dijo:
cambiate la foto del avatar y ponte un oso amoroso, tio!!!!jojojojojojojo!tenemos un voluntario pa ingresar los 196!!
mira que sois insensibles!
no habeis aprendido nada con lo quizo Polly por Pablo???
todo por amor!joder!jaja
por cierto, no hay novedades Ángel???no habrás dejado todo por ella y habrás cogido un vuelo no?
jeje
 
Hale chicos! ... ¡Joker Derecha al ataque! :ok:
He estado estos dias liado, pero por fin esta mañana he encontrado un ratillo para escribirle esto:

"Hello, Elena.
It´s me, your friend J.D. , Joker Derecha.
Thanks for the lovely pic, I wish I had a family like yours... it´s sad we live so far away one from another...
I am very sorry I didn´t write you sooner, I was very busy. I´ve been dealing with some problems here in my farm, my favourite "Txus" Pig got a disease, and finally died. He begun with strange behaviours... moving his two front legs like a double bass drum player, but it sounded very bad, it was clear that finally his left leg was totally useless, that is a simptom of a fatal disease and finally the poor Txus pig died (it was very sad, I had to sacrifice him because he was suffering a lot)... I did all I could to made it esay for him, but electro-shocks are always a little painful... poor beast. I pray for his soul every day.
But let´s stop talking about me!.
Winter is coming, and I am very worried about you and your lovely family. I know temperatures in Russia are much lower than here.
As I told you, I have some iron wood warmers here, as I am a collector, but the lighter of them weights about 200 kg, I asked at the post office and it seems it´s not possible to send the warmer to you because the shipping costs are as high as 1.475 euros, and they give me no guarantees that the warmer reaches its destiny.
The money it´s not a problem for me, but It´s much better if somehow I send you some cash, and you buy the warmer directly in your local store.
Whay do you think, do you agree?
How much money do you need? ...tell me, please. This year has been very good for the Green Cherry White Onions, the harvest was good and I sold a lot of them, so I have money enough to spend.
Can´t wait to hear from you soon...
PD: let me tell you: I have your photo as a wallpaper in my PC now, you are so bautiful to me...
...cheers,
J.D."
 
sublime. simplemente, sublime.
 
En este ultimo mensaje te has sobrado angel jaja.
 
La parte del cerdo brutal... la otra un poco light, no? ;)

xD
 
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jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajaja!!!! Insuperable..........
 
Madre mia, madre mia....!!! Que me parece a mi que se le esta hablandando el "corasonsito" a angel....
Estoy viendo que se van mariodoyle y angelaia de la mano a ver a la muchacha y su suegra-amorosa... AY!!
Esto ya no es lo que era... queremos GUERRA!!!! Y que vuelva el autentico JOKER DERECHA!!!!!
 
Jajaja que bueno... Pobre cerdito Txus, que se le paralizaron las piernas xDD. Tendremos que rezar todos por su alma...
 
jnavaizq dijo:
Madre mia, madre mia....!!! Que me parece a mi que se le esta hablandando el "corasonsito" a angel....
Estoy viendo que se van mariodoyle y angelaia de la mano a ver a la muchacha y su suegra-amorosa... AY!!
Esto ya no es lo que era... queremos GUERRA!!!! Y que vuelva el autentico JOKER DERECHA!!!!!


Jo creo que tenéis razón, lo de la foto con la niña me ha ablandado... está bien, a partir de ahora iré a por todas!!! :-(
 
ANGELAIA dijo:
Jo creo que tenéis razón, lo de la foto con la niña me ha ablandado... está bien, a partir de ahora iré a por todas!!! :-(

Asi me gusta!!
Una idea para resurgir, pidele mas fotos y si es posible junto a la estufa estropeada... :baile:
Con eso de que eres coleccionista de estufas, puedes decir que te encanta ver estufas "vintage" y lo mismo cuela... a ver que te dice!
Y en el caso hipotetico y poco probable de que te la mande, mañana mismo apadrino a la abuela!! (la madre y la hija no, que gastan mas)
 
surko dijo:
Coño!!!! Que no tienen pa sobrevivir al invierno? Que usen el oso-abuela pa calentarse!!!! Que eso prendeeeeeee.... y duraaaaaaaaa....
jajajajajajaja te imaginas a la abuela ardiendo jajajajajajaa
y la niña mirandola con ese ojillo raro jajajajaja
me meoo jajajajaja
 
Jojojojo, lo mismo la pobre chica te manda dinero para que compres otro cerdo Txus...:D
 
No os queméis tanto con la pobre abuela, quizá lleve puesto el traje tradicional de su región, que es como en plan "burka de fantasía" ...resultón. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/eusa_whistle.gif" alt=":-\"" title="Whistle" />
 
Este culebron es mejor que la tele, dale duro Angel!
 
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te juro que no me puedo creer esta situacion!!!! me parece bizarrisimo todo esto- mira qu si al final todo es cierto!!!!!!


postdata yo tambien melafo a la kurnikongelada esta
 
Sigue el culebrón.

Aquí va un nuevo mensjae de Elena y mi respuesta. Aunque reconozco que no estoy muy inspirado estos días...
además este estafador no es como el otro que me escribia todos los días, Elena sólo me escribe cada tres días o así... :(

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From: elenamail@efmail.ru
Subject: Re: Mensaje de Rusia
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2010 09:19:26 +0300

Hello,
Thank you very much for your message.
I will be very grateful to you if you can help us to buy the oven in our local market. It will heat our home all the winter.
We have a chimney and I will connect it with the oven not to have the smoke inside of our home.
I heared that the most safe way how you can send money to our country it is to use Western Union and your help will reach us during 1-2 day.
I visited website of Western Union (http://www.westernunion.com) and I can tell you the following:
Remittance via Western Union can be sended to name and address of its receiver. Therefore you can send your help to my name and our address:
Elena Galitcyna,
Lenina Ulitza 117-5
Kaluga 248000
Russia.
It is possible to send remittance online at the website of Western Union. Also you can send remittance by visiting your local Western Union office into your city.
They are located in of post offices, train stations or banks.
You can find adress of Western Union office in your city if you go to this link:
http://www.westernunion.com/info/agentLocator.asp?country=global
Please enter name of your city and choose your country from list of countrys and you will get a list with addresses which you can visit.
When your remittance is sended, please inform me control number, your full name and amount of your remittance.
When I know this information, I will visit our local Western Union Office and receive your help.
I thank you so much for you help and I hope to hear from you soon.
Elena.

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Hello, Elena.
Thanks for the message, and all the info.
Yes, it´s very important that you use the warmer properly, and over all, let all the smoke go outside the house, otherwise it will be bad for you and your family. Believe me, not much time ago I was burning a lot of weed plants (that some "perro-flautas" planted in my property) inside my cabin and there was a ventilation problem, so I was breathing a heavy smoke and, well... after all, if was not so bad! ;)
Elena, I can´t find a Western Union Office near my village, I have to drive nearly 200 kilometers to find one.
So, what about this?: you can give me your regular bank account and I can make a transfer there from mine.
The amount of money I can give to you it´s nearly 500 euros, just to be sure all will be fine for you.
This sounds good for you? ...please, go on reading.
I phoned Western Union, and they told that they need your ID card number or passport number, they told me that if not, the transfer it´s not really safe for both of us. It would be perfect if you send me a scan of your ID or Passport (more pics of you will be wellcomed too! ;)).
So, please if you don´t have a valid bank account number, please send me a scan of your ID or Passport ASAP.
Elena... I think this is the start of something... I believe that life in some misterious way had meet and arrangement for us, that this is our destiny, to seomehow be together. So, I am thinking about a travel to Russia, to meet you and your lovely family... I am starting to sell my guineas and Txus pigs for collecting money so I can pay the plane ticket and the hotel there (well, maybe I can save the hotel if you let me room in your house, maybe, who know, we can warm each other) and besides... my right hand is exhausted! ;)
Can´t wait to hear from you soon,
With love,
J.D.

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Y ahí va otro, antes que nadie se enternezca y le haga un ingreso, probad a poner su nombre en el google: sale en un montón de foros Alemanes, Holandeses, Italianos... a uno le pide unos sacos de dormir, a otro dinero para comprar una cabra -os lo juro-... en fin voy a marerarle todo lo que pueda:

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From: elenamail@efmail.ru
Subject: Re: Mensaje de Rusia
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2010 09:40:34 +0300
Hello,
Thank you very much for your message.
If it is difficult for you to send your help with Western Union, you can send your help in Euro to my bank account:
Beneficiary Bank:
BANK VTB 24
SWIFT: CBGURUMM
Bank head-office address: Myasnitskaya 35, Moscow, 101000, Russia.
Beneficiary:
Galitsyna Elena Fedorovna,
Account 40817978306510010000
Purpose of the remittance: Help for Elena
Please indicate Beneficiary exactly as Galitsyna Elena Fedorovna, otherwise
your help will not reach us.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Elena.

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Hello Elena... why your messages are so cold to me?

Maybe I disturbed you with something I said?

Please, my excuses if I said something disgusting to you.

Elena, I was talking with the chief at my bank office, he told me that there is much insecurity when sending money to Russia, so to be sure the money reaches you, he needs a scan of your passport or identity card.

Also a number called IBAN is needed.

Please, make sure you send this to me ASAP, can´t wait to send you the money so you can have a warm winter!

Kisses,

Joker Derecha (J.D.)
 
...ya te digo que es famosa en internet....menuda perraca!!!! fotos en bolas ya!!!!!!
 
B
Angel, gracias por esto tio. Gracias por alegrarme las tardes de convalecencia. Joder, y encima dices que no estas inspirao... Pues chico es lo mas divertido de la semana, leer este hilo! Y dale mas caña al estafador de mierda este!!!
 
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